If someone had told me five years ago that a huge chunk of my TV viewing would be Disney shows, I would have called them a liar and punched them in the face. Fast forward to today. And I have this theme song stuck in my head. Thanks Amberly. Warning, do not watch if you want to keep your sanity.

Thank me later while scooping your eyes and ears out with melon ballers.

I have to say I don’t really actively watch many of these shows. They are on in the background, but the instant a theme song pops on we are all singing along. I’m sure it is all part of Disney’s evil plan to take over the world one catchy song at a time. The little that I have watched I have realized what it takes to currently be a Disney Kid. Three small things. Be able to Sing (or don’t mind being auto tuned), dance, and do physical comedy. EVERY character on EVERY show much fall down as much as possible to extremely creepy laugh tracks. I guess I could have a Nicki Minaj song stuck in my head.  It could be worse. HEY JESSE!!!

Disappointment = Disney is already inside my head!